PornDork

As soon as you set foot on Porndork.com, a man identifying himself as the “Porn Dork” will virtually greet you via his flavor text. His “rock-hard forearms” are a result of his chronic masturbation, and he has been “incurably” hooked to porn since the dial-up modem era. He lives in his mom’s basement. There are no editors there, and this is not a review site for professionals. It’s very much a site that feels very “of its time”.  Now, let’s get to what you can expect from him and his “hilarious” reviews.

A huge number of porn site categories is essentially what the site is. The homepage shows you a wall of sections, namely Live Webcam Porn Websites (56 sites listed), Porn Search Engines (8 sites), and beyond. This eliminates the need for you to ever again use Google. He has a category for anything you could possibly want, whether it be feet, creampie, gangbang, granny, BBW, ASMR, scat, voyeur, you name it.

When it comes to the reviews themselves, he isn’t penning lengthy compositions. His reviews usually are a mix of sarcastic, overly formal language combined with genuine info about traffic, categories, design, safety, and membership. His reasoning for shorter text is that “Nobody wants to read long texts with a dick in their hand.”

For you, this means you get the fastest possible answer. After you choose a category, a list of sites is shown, rated from 1 to whatever, and a brief text is provided for each site. Totally free of filler, SEO nonsense, and fluff. What’s really funny is that a whole section of the Porn Dork’s website is devoted to his biography. The most important thing is that he sued his parents for destroying his porn collection (and won). Once again, it’s supposed to be “hilarious”.

There’s a search bar at the very top, allowing you to zero in on a particular topic or website. Featured on the menu are PORNSTARS, as well as discounts, categories, a random site, Contact Us, and articles. An excellent addition is the “RANDOM SITE” button. Perfect for those times when you’re in the mood to see something new!

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